NARKING SUNDAY

"Never lose your temper, no body wants it".

But then, i dont want a short temper either!

This definitely was not how i would have wanted my sunday to begin.

I share a flat with two other guys.

And it is one of these chaps who makes me loose it.

I am sure, all of us find it irritating when we have to put up with guys who preach a lot but when it comes to practicing it, display a memory loss that would put aamir khan in ghajini to shame.

Now Picture this: you have a friend(used in a reallllllllly loose sense) who would give you a sermon as to how the bhagvad gita is relevant even in today's world and more so. But when it comes to practicing it he  turns  a nelson's eye.

• This roomie of mine will speak volumes about disciplining one's life through the gita but wouldn't care to put things he uses in their proper place.
• The detergent cake and the body soap for him are two inseparable twins and hence must rest in the same soap case.
  
• All electrical appliances remain in their socket even after use so that the calm locale we live in can witness some accidents for a change.
  
• We do need a legal agreement for our flat but only if the agreement happens all by itself without us moving a muscle.
  
• Cleanliness is next to Godliness, only if God himself clears out our dustbin.
  
• The brush that cleaneth the lavatory can clean the bathroom as well!
  
• Weekends are meant for social gatherings only if you can gather all the guys in the area in your living room and make sure your partners don't get to study as you are not in a mood to study either.
• Talk loudly over the phone so that your partners don't oversleep.
• Arrive at unearthly hours so that your buddies realise that there are things worse than having nightmares.
• Eating outside is injurious to health. We should wish for a gas connection and hope santa gives us one for christmas!

At first i really wanted to give the fella a piece of my mind but then on second thought decided to put in the blog.

Please leave a comment, and even a suggestion for my buddy so that he gets well soon ( the same way munna bhai helped Lucky singh recover)

In the meanwhile i shall divert all my negative energies at getting some work done at the office :D

--HHRPK...FM..CC (hum hain rahi pyar ke, fir milenge, chalte chalte)

RAB NE BANA DI JODI.....

They say things in life are governed by simple rules. Beyond every complex structure lies a simple funda :)
The way to every big thing lies in a simple step... now why am i writing all this and make life difficult for me and the reader? :D well i have an opinion on every thing, loads of things to write about and discuss.

So if i am to develop this habit of blogging i thought i would start with something simple.. and what could be more simple and predictable than a good old( or new?) bolly product.. so here we go.. :D


I, for one,have been among those urban lot who decide to watch a hindi movie based on the newspaper reviews( the times of india in my case -- the butcher--> some kazmi guy/gal)
and invariably the program stands cancelled.. thanks to the reviewer.

But then again.. they also say that "opposites attract". I do have a bunch of true buddies i made during my training at CDAC who are a little bit of everything I am not.( more on this in my other blogs :) )
GOLU the chubbiest of us all, who happens to be one of the pirates of my inbox on gmail invariably calls me up every week bugging me to come to the movie on saturday mornings ( cheap tickets LOL)

When i heard that we were gonna watch( the decision is conveyed to me..no opinion seeking in this matter LOL) an SRK flick, I knew i was gonna blow up MY hard earned money.But then again as they say "every thing works on the law of attraction"(so proclaims the "secret by rhonda byrne).I have been of lately conditioning to inculcate positive thoughts( mind u that is not the same as saying avoiding negative vibes... the funda is that dont use any negatives at all..i just did-- "dont" & "negatives"..LOL ..OK but get the idea right.. :D)
So i end up at the theatre and go crazy over two songs.. one a remix of all hindi film titles "hum hain rahi pyar ke.." the one i am listening to as i type this very line :) ..and the title track.
Infact i have abbreivated the starting line of the medley song and use it in my gmail signature..--"HHRPK FM CC"
Critics wrote it off... the audience wrote the critics off LOL :D
hum kisi se kum nahi... these are the very lines which are playing as i typed this line.

I find myself more carefree and happy go lucky.. Thanks to "the secret" and "rab ne bana di jodi". and yes... THANKS TO GOLU TOO..
for making things appear simple.
btw GOLU'S official name is SAURABH SINGHAI..and he is a walking talking TEDDY :) girls would willingly trade their teddy for him once they see him!!! wanna have a look. post a comment here saying so & i shall send you his pic :)
As for the other cast n crew who accompany us.. keep reading my diary here.
also let me know if u want me to write about something.. or someone or even you if i know u that is.